Men With Meat Name Hall of Famer Kobe Bryant had himself a pretty good night.
That said, as a Bucks fan, this whole Finals business seems entirely like a waste of time.
Adrián José Hernández Acosta, aka Pollo (submitted by Hamburgla)
We’re sort of bending the rules on nicknames with this one, but not even MWMN is immune to World Cup fever; although, for what it’s worth, Pollo is not actually participating in the World Cup.
Neil Hamburger (Chicago MWMN fans can see Neil at Do Division Street Fest)
Guy Mutton (submitted by Senay — US49/151)
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“Newbern was a hot-tempered man who eventually was beaten to death in a prison brawl, around 1947.”
A lack of authenticated photo evidence wasn’t going to keep me from posting the meat name behind this amazingly weird pseudo-epitaph. (Submitted by Amy)
Sandy Berger
Sleepy LaBeef (submitted by Mark Greenberg)
Terry Link (submitted by former-butcher and SCOTUS king-maker, Ben Dueholm)
Felix Frankfurter (submitted by Ben Dueholm, a true Renaissance Man)
Sjoerd Hamburger
Ayo Salami
Abraham Mignon (submitted by Senay, a man of taste)
Tim Salmon
Chali 2na
Albert M. Chop